It's Get Fat Tuesday!
We're here on the west coast so we don't really celebrate Fat Tuesday the way New Orleans does. Probably because they have Mardi Gras. Well, in honor of the day, we'd like to invite you to come on in and get fat today, Tuesday! Lent starts tomorrow and we'd like you to not give up crawfish or any other seafood for lent. Give up anything else, like sex or porn. But don't give up crawfish or seafood. That would be ridiculous for you to give up. You wouldn't be able to give it up for 40 days. We know you weak ass mind.