Commercials

Fire Crab Commercial #15

Would you like your Crawfish while on quarantine?
No, I would like my Crawfish after some caffeine.
Would you like your Crawfish with a Karen? (he's not wearing a mask!)
No, I would like my Crawfish with some melons.

Fire Crab Commercial #14

Would you like your Crawfish while someone's listening?
No, I would like my Crawfish while social distancing.
Would you like your Crawfish while up in a tree?
No, I would like my Crawfish with free TP.

Fire Crab Commercial #13

Would you like your Crawfish while in captivity?
No, I would like my Crawfish with free delivery.
Would you like your Crawfish with irritable bowel syndrome?
No, I would like eat my Crawfish while comfortably sitting at home.


Fire Crab Commercial #12

Would you like your Crawfish in a restaurant that is upscale?
No, I would like my Crawfish with a Lobster tail.
Would you like your Crawfish with some crazy curls?
No, I would like my Crawfish with some Korean girls.


Fire Crab Commercial #11

Would you like your Crawfish with a primate?
No, I would like eat Crawfish after pumping some weights.
Would you like your Crawfish with some crazy eyes?
No, I would like my Crawfish with some Cajun Garlic Fries.


Fire Crab Commercial #10

Would you like your Crawfish while doing some squats?
No, I would like my Crawfish with some Soju shots.
Would you like your Crawfish while having a blockage?
No, I would like my Crawfish with some sausage.


Fire Crab Commercial #9

Would you like your Crawfish with a crazy pink poodle?
No, I would like to eat my Crawfish with some Cajun Garlic Noodles.
Would you like your Crawfish with a hose?
No, I would like to eat my Crawfish with my bros.


Fire Crab Commercial #8

Would you like your Crawfish with a shove?
No, I would like to eat Crawfish with some gloves.
Would you like your Crawfish after a whip?
No, I would like my Crawfish with some Fish & Chips.

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